White People Photo Opts

When white people travel they have one thing on their mind: photo opts. Nothing is better than stopping by an orphanage, rounding up as many youth as possible, and getting your photo taken with them. Afterwards, you get to go home and feel like you did something good in the world. The darker the better; the younger the better; get as many of them as possible, and don't forget to SMILE!

 I am the only person looking at the camera because I am the only person who cares about this photo. My friends are going to think I am such a good person.

I know we just met 5 minutes ago, but make funny pose, so they think we have an inside joke.

 Score! Found one that looks malnourished, but look somber. This is serious.

 Remember to smile, ALWAYS and look busy!

 No no no, not the chubby one. Get her out of the picture. Quick take it! I can't hold them here much longer.

 This is going to get me laid when I get home.

 Let them think you are going to adopt them. Get them attached. Makes for a better photo opt.

 As long as you are smiling, you look like you are doing good.

 Tell them you are with the newspaper, get the picture, then run away.

 You all are getting NEW SUV's!!! YAY! Quick, snap the shot. Mom's going to love this one.

 They aren't dark, but they'll do. They are orphans after all.

The close ups always seem so personal.

 No comment.

 Everyone is going it... Can I copy-write this? No one else can take orphan photos!

 Make sure you are always touching them. It seems more personal.

 Look busy. It means you care more.

 Power couple. All their friends will be envious.

 Grab as many as possible.

Remember, high contrast makes you stand out more.

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